Two weeks ago, the temperature in Macau climbed way way up to 40,9°C. That's 105.6°F!!! (Bastien's nifty new weather station allows for such precision):

Let me tell you that manual labor in the out of doors in 100°+ weather is NOT fun, and if you've ever set foot in a vineyard you might realize that there's not a hell of a lot of shade to relieve you. We started the day at 6am, an hour earlier than usual, in attempt to beat the impending heat, but it was roasting and I was sweating buckets by about 9am. Four hours and about as many gallons of water later, we were done for the day, delirious and desperate for a cold shower. The house, with stone walls a meter thick, is normally cool (albeit humid) inside, but that particular day it was like walking into an oven--no palpable difference between indoors and out.
If only we had had a wrap-around porch, a rocking chair, a straw hat, overalls, and an old corncob pipe, we might have envisioned ourselves in the deep south on a tobacco plantation (not sure why we would have done that other than for our delirium and that we've been watching a lot of old American movies, but stay with me here). Instead we had
écrevisses (crawfish, hence my allusion to the south):

I did think Bastien had gone a little nutty in the heat when he started fabricating a snare out of a clothes line and said he was going fishing for écrevisses. But the
fossés (ditches that collect rainwater) in the vineyard were teeming with the little buggers and apparently, with a little doctoring, they would make for a tasty dinner. So the
chasseur pêcheur (hunter fisherman) headed out into the sweltering evening with a stock pot and a laundry line:

On his first outing, he caught about
une dizaine (10) little red critters, only enough for a taste, really, since there's not much meat inside. But on day two of that oppressive
canicule (heat wave), he ventured back to the ditch, determined to catch our dinner. And sure enough, he came back with a whopping 40 crawfish! After 2 mortalities (crawfish are nasty to one another!), we were left with 38 units for dinner:

The chasseur pêcheur was quite proud of his catch:


But we were a bit befuddled as to how to proceed with the preparations. A little internet research and a toothbrush (gotta get the mud off) proved useful, and we were soon cooking (and thereby sweating) up a storm:

Delicious!

If you ever stumble across a crawfish in a ditch, here's the recipe (though I suppose this could translate over to lobster or other such crustaceans):
Ecrevisses de Macau
40 crawfish (or crayfish)
3 small shallots, minced
3 or 4 tomatoes, cubed
cognac (bourbon or whiskeywork, too)
dry white wine
Italian parsley, chopped
crème fraîche (if you can't find, you could substitute with heavy cream)
1. Sauté the crawfish in olive oil over medium heat.
2. Once the crawfish turn red, add the shallots and tomatoes and cook for another few minutes until the shallots are cooked through.
3. Sprinkle with cognac and flambé (be careful!), letting the alcohol burn off.
4. Add a cup of white wine and cover the pan for 5 minutes.
5. Add several tablespoons (more or less to your liking) of crème fraîche, the parseley, salt and pepper and serve hot